Alwaysaniron
10:48 Thu Oct 6
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knee high boots with 'yella' laces
wrangler jeans with clipped on braces
etc etc
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dicksie3
10:52 Thu Oct 6
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Knees-up Mother Brown...
I guess that if you're a NON-LONDONER then you'd feel silly singing that one in a country bumpkin accent.
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Johnson
10:54 Thu Oct 6
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Geography by dicksie3;
1. London
2. Non-London = Country bumpkin
The North, Scotland, Wales anywhere else for that matter seemingly doesn't exist.
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Lily Hammer
10:58 Thu Oct 6
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I used to crunch carrots regularly out in Laindon. Neverrr did get mesel a comboin ARRRvester, though.
*downs a cup of morning coider*
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jack flash
11:06 Thu Oct 6
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Cockney's 'ear
Cockney's there
Cockney's every fucking where!
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Trevor B
11:08 Thu Oct 6
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Johnson
agreed, bubble is the only song that carries
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Lily Hammer
11:08 Thu Oct 6
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And the Payet song.
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Hello Mrs. Jones
11:28 Thu Oct 6
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The bells are ringing for the claret and blue......
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Hello Mrs. Jones
11:29 Thu Oct 6
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Or alternatively 'Bow bells are ringing for the claret and blue..."
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Troy McClure
11:33 Thu Oct 6
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One of my earliest memories as a child was watching tv with my parents (talking very early 80s - 3 channels kids!) And there was an old doris singing to an audience...
... as she wheeled her wheelbarrow, through streets broad and narrow, crying-
and Dad suddenly bolted up
CLAP CLAP
CLAP CLAP CLAP
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP WEST HAM!
One of earliest and fondest memories
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Eddie B
11:40 Thu Oct 6
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The
CLAP CLAP
CLAP CLAP CLAP
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP WEST HAM!
was sung during the last match at the Boleyn.
*gulp*
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Fifth Column
11:42 Thu Oct 6
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We've got
arry arry arry arry Redknapp
On the wing
On the wing
I'm dreaming of a Frank Lampard goal
Just like the one at Elland Road
The ball came over
And Frank fell over
And scored the ####ing winning goal
WINNING GOAL
To be fair I can see why neither are sung anymore.
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Northern Sold
11:59 Thu Oct 6
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We got the best team in the land...
We got the best team in the land...
We got the best team in the land...
We got the best team in the land...
We got Mervyn Day at number 1...
We got Mervyn Day at number 1...
We got Mervyn Day at number 1...
We got the best team in the land...
We got John McDowell at number 2...
We got John McDowell at number 2...
We got John McDowell at number 2...
We got the best team in the land...
We got Frank Lampard at number 3...
We got Frank Lampard at number 3...
We got Frank Lampard at number 3...
We got the best team in the land...
etc etc etc...
He's only a poor little yiddo...
He stands at the back of the shelf...
He goes to the bar...
To buy a lager...
and only buys one for himself...
If I had the wings of a sparrow...
the dirty fat arse of a crow...
I'd fly over Millwall tomorrow...
and shit on them bastards below... BELOWWWW
SHIT ON... SHIT ON.. SHIT ON THEM BASTARDS BELOW... BELOWWWWWW
Chelsea... they had a reputation... for smashing up the stations on the southern region...
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gph
12:09 Thu Oct 6
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She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes,
She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes,
She'll be wearing claret and blue ribbons when she comes*,
She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes.
*My memory may have censored this, as it sounds too innocent
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Lily Hammer
12:11 Thu Oct 6
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We're the best behaved supporters in the land!
(When we win)
We're the best behaved supporters in the land!
(When we win)
We're the best behaved supporters
Best behaved supporters
Best behaved supporters in the land!
(When we win)
We're a right bunch of bastards when we lose! etc
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Eddie B
12:12 Thu Oct 6
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She wore a claret ribbon is always one of my favourites. It's just a shame we never get to sing the bloody thing.
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Bromley Reject
12:21 Thu Oct 6
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If you were standing right at the back of the North Bank and bang on the corrugated iron
BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG
WEST HAM!
I used to like
EVERYWHERE WE GO-OH
PEOPLE WANNA KNOW-OH
WHO THE HELL WE ARE
WE ARE WEST HAM
WEST HAM UNITED
YOU'RE INVITED
TO UPTON PARK
TO HAVE A ROW
WITH CHELSEA
WE HATE CHELSEA AND WE HATE CHELSEA etc etc
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Northern Sold
12:23 Thu Oct 6
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We are the West Ham...
the pride of the south...
and we hate the Arsenal cause they're full of mouth...
an we took the North Bank 'cause that
is fuck all...
Cause the Hammers are rising...
And the Gunners will fall...
LA LA LA LA
We had joy..
We had fun..
We had Tottenham on the run...
But the joy didn't last...
coz' the bastards run too fast...
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... the New Cross train came a rolling down the track...
An Ian Pratt got train lines on his back....
He nicked a scarf... an got cut in half...
BUSHWHACKER DEAD BUSHWHACKER DEAD BUSHWHACKER DEADDDDD
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Fifth Column
12:24 Thu Oct 6
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Did I imagine
He's only a poor little Scouser
His face is all tattered and torn
He made me feel sick
So I hit him with a brick
And now he won't sing anymore
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Mr. Burns
12:25 Thu Oct 6
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Boot wrapped round your 'ead
You get a boot wrapped round your 'ead
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dicksie3
12:31 Thu Oct 6
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Johnson 10:54 Thu Oct 6
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